Y’all know I love these kinds of posts. I had strep (I don’t care what the results say) and this is what my friends said.
1. The Ride or Die:
Where are you? You just landed? Okay I’ll meet you at your apartment in an hour with medicine. C U soon.
2. The Funny Friend:
At least you don’t have to go to work.
Yes I do.
Umm what?! Strep throat isn’t a good excuse anymore? Hell, that and pinkeye were always a sure-fire way to stay home.
3. The Party Friend:
Want to go to a bbq in Brooklyn?
I have strep.
Oh okay. Gross. Don’t come. Text me lata.
4. Religious Friend
May Allah give you healing. My heart is aching for you.
5. Positive Friend
Good luck tomorrow
I have strep or pharyngitis
Excuse me? OMG that’s when your voice is like painful right? I mean throat?
It’s okay your voice will be raspy and that’s kinda hot for the first day
6. Curious Friend
So I have strep after all
Who ya been kissing?
7. The Rival Never Dies Friend
I’m so sick
You should become a Buckeye fan. You’d feel better.
Oh, and friend 7 is named Eric Duncan. I will not give him the cloak of confidentiality.
Love them all. And I’m feeling better if anyone out there was wondering 🙂