1. How are these stick figures going to help me assemble this couch?
2. This place watches kids for free? Great. My unborn children can have their birthday parties here while I shop.
3. Since when did black/brown become a color?
4. These are the tiniest pencils I have ever seen.
5. I can get a plate of meatballs for 4.99!!! Wait, who eats a plate of meatballs?
6. Those cinnamon rolls smell like Heaven.
7. Why do I have to use your lightbulbs?
8. Ikea reminds me of my first apartment and my new one too.
Side note: I see this bookshelf everywheeeeeere.
9. Oh my gosh, I hate it here.
10. Wait, didn’t I see this same table in West Elm, but for 3,584,554,634 dollars?
11. I love it here!